Oops!

Mondays are usually quiet on the trails after the weekend rush, so I decide a trip up Black Mountain and then over to Eagle Bluff would be an excellent choice for the day. A mere 8 kilometres and under 600 metres in elevation gain. As the crow flies, it’s only about 45 kilometres from me to the trailhead at Cypress Provincial Park. However, it involves driving almost into Vancouver and out the other side. According to Google Maps it will take close to an hour if I leave at 5:45 and if I depart 15 minutes later the trip will likely take 45 minutes more as the morning rush hour develops. I opt for a quick coffee and a bowl of oatmeal before taking the early departure. Lucky for me. Ten minutes out I just get by a two vehicle accident as the police and fire crews show up ready to stop all traffic.
Seven o’clock at the parking where it’s lonely. Couple of cars likely from overnight campers and a few ski hill employees ready to begin work. First thing I do is wander over to both information kiosks to get any up-to-date bulletins on conditions, especially with a small forest fire near Horseshoe Bay. All clear except for a bear warning on Mount Strachan to the east and I’m heading west. I trust the bear will stay on its own side of the line. So on with the boots, heave on the backpack, get the poles ready and off I go.

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Near the Trailhead

Pretty scene at the start of the trail system which leads off to a number of hikes. Instead of wandering through the initial switchbacks, I choose to start my trip going straight up a 45 degree ski run. My legs already think my brain has a touch of altitude sickness. At around 150 meters, I switch over to the Baden Powell trail, but the switchbacks here are tighter and less wandering to and fro. As normal with hiking, most of the journey is spent watching your boots to avoid constantly tripping over rocks and roots. Best to stop and enjoy the view rather than accidentally kissing the trail. Thirty minutes later I’m at Cabin Lake where I pause for an instant before continuing to the top. Most of the strenuous uphill is now behind me. The rest of the hike is undulating.

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Black Mountain Summit

Yes, the summit of Black Mountain. Not much to look at – some bare rock and trees. Usually some good views of the North Shore mountains but smoke from fires in BC and Washington state obscures just about everything. Besides, I’ve been here a few times and I can imagine the peaks hidden in the smog. Now the walk gets easier for the 2 kilometre hike to the Bluffs. Quite a bit of upgrade work being done on the trail. New boardwalks over the swampy areas.Two sections where the trail has been rerouted past boulders which tend to be slippery. Making the hike much safer for those who believe flip flops and high heels are the proper footwear for the mountains.

Black Mountain

Another small lake

What makes this hike interesting are the half dozen little lakes along the way. You’re not hemmed in by the forest the entire journey. Finally, I reach Eagle Bluff where I park myself on a rock. Time to eat – a banana – and squeeze down a caffeine spiked, strawberry flavoured gel. Meanwhile, above me a noisy raven keeps up a constant racket as though I’ve invaded his territory. Or maybe he’s looking for food like the whiskey jacks who land nearby searching for handouts. Can barely smell the smoke so I guess the wind has pushed it all down, trapping it in Vancouver and the Fraser Valley. All that fresh air just for me.

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View from the Bluffs

Twenty minutes and I’m ready to head back. As I get closer to Black Mountain again, I wonder why I haven’t met any other hikers. Starting as early as I did meant I’d have the outbound trip to myself but it’s normal to meet quite a few people later in the morning. I take the small detour past a couple of lakes until I’m back to begin the final knee knocking descent. Not really that bad as on many parts you can do a slow jog to make it easier on the thighs. Closing in on the bottom, I stay on the trail instead of the ski run and figure I have to run into at least one other hiker. Not to be. Once at the branch which starts this hike, I discover why I’ve been alone for the past 3 hours. My initial detour prevented me from reading and heeding the warning.

Black Mountain

Don’t Go I Guess?

Oh, well! So I head back to the car. Sit and eat my protein energy bar. And now have the opportunity to talk for a while to a dozen or more hikers about conditions and where they might be headed today.

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Microsoft Midnight Madness

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I’ll admit it. I’ve been on the hate Microsoft bandwagon for a lot of years, in fact it started with Windows 95. In early 96, I figured it was time to dump the old TRS-80 and move on up to Microsoft Windows with the brand new copycat design from Apple. Took 2 days for the system to break down. Bundled everything back up in the box and headed back to the computer store. Couple of days later – after exhaustive testing – they used the technical term trash to describe the o/s. So they replaced the malfunctioning trash with a new machine and sent me on my way.
I managed to keep that machine going for the next eight years. A used one with the Millennium operating system filled in the gap until I bought my present computer with Windows 7 sometime around 2010. I’ve had my share of blue screens, frozen screens, mangled updates, disappearing programs, odd error messages, and various other abnormalities. All of which do nothing but cause you stress and the desire to heave the computer out the nearest window.
Despite not being a computer technician or having a programming background or any coding knowledge, I’ve somehow been able to keep these machines running. And never had to resort to visiting the local computer store to cure my problems. As always, the first rational trick has been to shutdown and restart. (And in case you’re wondering, I was never caught flat-footed with the power cord not plugged in.) Surprising how often this has worked even if I had to do it 3 or 4 times in a row. Searching out my problem on the web usually gave me either answers or some direction to follow. Plus if you can find them on their site, Microsoft has a bunch of Fix-It programs which can diagnose your computer and will even fix up errors all by themselves.
When all else failed, it was time to start up in safe mode. You know the one where you hold one finger over the F11 key (maybe), and use the other hand to start the computer. Then attempt to hit the key before the screen changes to the startup. Frustrating on those days when you are suffering from slow finger syndrome or hit the wrong key. Which means you get to sit patiently and go through the whole startup and shutdown process once again. If successful at the first go-round the screen gives you the choice of how you would like to start up Windows. Using the lengthy self diagnostic program became a lifesaver, as it not only located errors but fixed them. After which it prompted you to restart Windows. With luck, it always succeeded.
So a couple nights ago my wife walked in with her laptop and said there was a problem with the Windows 10 updates. I figured here we go again.The message said the computer was at risk because the monthly update had not installed. Taking the easy road I pushed the retry button and figured that would cure the problem. Oops, no. Not only would it not install, I discovered the previous two monthly updates had also not installed. Sensing impending disaster with Meltdown and Spectre on the loose – didn’t James Bond put those guys out of business years ago – time to do something immediately. I started looking for the internal troubleshooter programs when I noticed a link to Microsoft help on the page. Figuring why not give it a shot, I clicked on the button. Up popped a page where I discovered we could chat about our problem with a Microsoft technician.
Surprisingly, it only took three or four minutes to establish a conversation. I’ve become so used to either waiting an hour or getting cut off before help arrives, it was a shock when the first message popped up on screen. After the preliminary niceties, we got down to the business of trying to establish why the updates were not installing. Once he confirmed no third party antivirus software blocked the installation, the teckie requested permission to remote control the computer. No problem. Then it was sit and follow the dancing cursor. Several minutes passed by before the next message. The machine would shutdown, restart and the updates should load . Great. Once restarted, we notice the updates were reinstalling. We typed our thanks and goodbyes in the chat screen satisfied the glitch had been fixed.
Not so fast donkey breath! Updates finished and everything looked perfect. Clicked on the startup button, nothing happened. Clicked on the Edge browser, nothing, clicked on the Microsoft store, nothing either. In other words, all the programs on the computer are in prison behind the non-functioning Microsoft system. Luckily the Chrome browser would still respond and open from the taskbar. I had already looked online using my tablet and discovered it seems to be a common problem with Microsoft after some updates. First line of attack, restart the computer and hope for the best. Okay, that fix didn’t work. I was hesitant to follow some of the suggestions I found online, so why not establish another chat with a Microsoft technician. Yes, I could see a potential problem here as our last Fix-It session did not exactly end up successful. But what the heck you have to give it a try.
Thinking last time may have been an anomaly, I’m prepared to wait for quite a while to establish the chat session. Again I’m surprised. We’re typing away in under 5 minutes and I explained the new problem which resulted from the old problem. Another very friendly technician requested permission to establish a remotelink and within moments we’re up and running, with him at the controls. This time as I’m watching on screen, I can tell the little Microsoft Fix-It apps are not doing their job. Then he powered up the self diagnostic program which takes close to 30 minutes to complete. Sure enough at the conclusion, there are a couple of problems. Unfortunately, the program is unable to fix them and that seems to be it. Not all is lost though. Our techie says there is one perfect solution to the problem. Reinstall a new copy of Windows 10 over top of the existing one on the machine. Guaranteed it will toss out the corrupted parts and leave us with a perfect up-to-date operating system.
My first question was, how long is this going to take. Answer, 30 minutes to 1 hour with a good internet connection, 4 hours with a poor connection. Since I was uncertain what he meant by a good connection I hoped at least for a midpoint. After all, since the beginning of the first problem we were now four hours in to correcting the machine. As Windows 10 begins to download, my Microsoft technician is ready to sign off. He says all we have to do is tell the program to install once downloaded. Well that sounded easy. Once again we say thanks and goodbye and hope for the best.
It was now a few minutes after midnight. All I could do was sit and stare at the screen. Tried to keep track as the whirly thing kept spinning around updating the percentage of download. I had my Nexus but my eyes kept closing and my head drooped as I tried to stay conscious. Twenty minutes later, I realized the prompt to install Windows faced me on the screen. All I had to do is press “I Agree” to the 5 page disclaimer. Then I returned to my semi comatose state to wait for the installation to finish. The onscreen warning that the computer will restart several times kept me interested. Suddenly, minutes before the clock struck one, I realized I was staring at the startup screen. Everything updated and complete. Time to run the test. And with great fanfare I started clicking icons with the realization that every one of them now functioned.
By the next morning, I was beginning to think Microsoft may not be quite as evil as portrayed. Both technicians were friendly and helpful. Unlike some other online companies, they didn’t spend quiet moments doing a sales pitch. Even though it took the better part of five hours, the laptop now runs like a brand new machine. Plus no two or three days languishing in a shop awaiting repair. Oh, did I mention no charge – something to do with maladies from updates covered by your Windows 10 agreement. While I’m not ready to bow in obeisance in the direction of Redmond Washington, I’ve decided to jump off the bandwagon and observe from the sidelines for a while.

Squishy Aversion

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Crap, we are into the winter rain season and the running gets wet. I didn’t even check closely enough peering out into the pre dawn, I missed the drops pouring down. Only when I stepped out the exit door did I finally realize the wet stuff was descending. By that time it was too late to back out; so forward I slogged to the my starting line. It wasn’t all too bad. As usual, once you get wet you tend to ignore the problem. Glasses fogging up and covered with drops are  impediments that you learn to deal with by moving meditation. Watching at corners for cars becomes a higher priority. Fog appears to impede their operators and cause some mild brain freeze or unfocuses their seeing apparati.

Dealing with puddles remains an ongoing problem. Strickly for my feet. As the rain slowly soaks straight through to skin everywhere else, it retreats to being a minor annoyance unless it’s a severely cold rain. Lucky me today, we are being targeted by the pineapple express from the vicinity of Hawaii, so the water tends to be up in the 5 degree celsius range – brisk shower temperature. Back to my feet. I have an aversion to squishy toes. Not only does it become uncomfortable, but it often leads to crinkly skin and on rare occasions – a nasty blister. Starting out, all I can spot are huge puddles of water everywhere which I treat like quicksand or dog poop – avoidance at all cost. Works for awhile as I literally dance my way down the sidewalks and tiptoe at the corners.

Alas. In time my runners fail me. Despite my fancy running technique the water seeps through each gap, breathing mesh and stitch until I feel the dreaded initial squish. Then I simply give up, pick a straight line and go for it. Sooner I get home, the quicker I can free my poor tootsies from the insipid moisture, towel them dry and encase them in warm, toasty socks.

Yogi Bird

Yogi Bird

Eyeball to Eyeball

Gulls hanging out along White Rock beach tend to be laidback and almost dismissive of the hominoids invading their territory.  Even with a camera stuck three feet away from his beak all I got was a haughty stare back. Neither I or the shutter noise phased him in the least.  Different behaviour from his uptown cousins who shriek and squawk at any violation of their twelve foot personal space. Of course, they eke out an existence on garbage while the beach brethren dine on a tasty seafood diet. Like the real estate people say: location, location, location.  Guess the oceanfront crowd has been born to the manor.

Back to my friend. I often wondered why some birds stand around on one leg, as I also noticed the same habit with the blue herons living around the corner at Blackie’s Spit.  A while back, I did some research which never conclusively answered my question.  Some suggested they pulled up the leg to keep it warm due to lack of feathers or covering. Never occurred to me to think about blood vessels and flesh exposed to the cold weather, since their appendages just look like attached sticks. Must have been absent for a biology class explaining avian anatomy. If it was the middle of winter, I might have been satisfied with the answer, but on a warm day in March or during the heat of the summer, it hardly makes sense. Reason number two proffered online was to rest the legs. Not sure how shifting from leg to leg helps. I tried it and not only doesn’t it help, my legs tired out even quicker.

Then it dawned on me. I happened along in the middle of a yoga class. Here was my feathered friend – we actually have never been introduced – performing a classic beginner’s pose:  vrikshasana or the tree pose. Told you these guys were laid back. Perhaps one day I’ll invite him for an after class latte or mocha and we can hang out telling each other sea tales.

Namaste

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Where’s the Gold?

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Last Swirl

Either from watching ‘Yukon Gold‘ or plain boredom we decided to head out to Hope to try our hand at gold panning.  Lucky for us our our now, antique goldpan was still safely stored with some camping gear and had not been thrown on the scrap heap. The only other equipment required was a small garden trowel for digging plus pack a lunch. The British Columbia government has kindly set aside a kilometre and a half stretch of the Fraser River in Hope for recreational gold panning, which means you get to keep all the gold you find but are restricted to a pan and shovel as your only tools. No backhoes or giant sluice boxes allowed.  With the spring high water there was a limited shore area and being on the south side of the river out of the sun, it was still rather cool so we packed up and headed for Yale, a further 24 kilometres upstream.

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Perfect. Another recreational panning reserve on the north side fully bathed in sun and a 50 foot wide beach of sand, gravel and boulders to find paydirt. Then just a simple matter of digging up some material from behind a boulder, chucking it in the pan, heading down to the water and trying to remember how to properly swirl everything around to find the good stuff. And there we remained for four hours, happily taking turns trying our luck with about fourteen pan fulls, enjoying the sun, the warm weather and the sound of the rushing water.

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Alas, the pickings were slim. No shrieks of joy pulling out shiny nuggets. We did get black sand concentrate in every pan with a few flecks of flour gold – not worth picking out – plus a lot of millimetre sized garnets.  While we were there a couple of tourists with a brand spanking  new goldpan came over to ask if they could watch and learn. So Jan gave them some quick pointers and they busily spent a couple of hours using their pristine pan.

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Not that I’ve caught gold fever but back at home I did read up on methods to recover fine gold from concentrate. Who knows?

Did You Read The Sign?

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Out of Bounds

Don’t get me wrong, I like dogs. Okay, maybe not all dogs. Not overly fond of those little rat sized ones who bark incessantly in a ear piercing, high-pitched squeal while lunging to nip at your toes. Also not much of a fan of overly big pooches who can silently glare without blinking, all the while making you feel like their next meal. Usually give crotch sniffers a wide path too. Dogs with sissified names like ‘Fluffy’ or ‘Babykins’ who are ranked higher in the family than the two legged offspring leave me cold. But I really enjoy border collies and their closet relatives. Their go-go attitude can be inspiring.

However, I do wish owners – or the two legged Moms and Dads trailing behind on the leash – would respect areas where bylaws prohibit dogs entirely. Both east and west beach, along the White Rock waterfront, plus the walkway are plastered with signs restricting dogs even when on a leash. This restriction only covers about 2 kilometres. Further west another 3 kilometres of oceanfront is a virtual off leash dog heaven. Why the prohibited stretch. Mostly because dog owners tend to follow Pareto’s Law – the 80/20 rule. Eighty percent faithfully pick doggie droppings while twenty percent smirk at anyone watching and walk away from the steaming pile. So one, it comes down to a health matter with so many kids playing at the beach and on the grass. And two, most people are so busy looking out at the ocean they fail to watch where their stepping. Trying to clean the bottom of your footwear definitely detracts from the enjoyment of an ocean side walk.

I put the question to the passing border collie and he agreed, but the dense humans with him believed themselves special and above the law.

Where’s Winter

The North Shore mountains are home to three ski hills…none of which are operating and February still has a week to go. Although they managed to open for a few short weeks, rain and warm weather has left nothing on the runs but dust and dried up grass, like Mount Seymour pictured here at the base of the lift (1000 metres elevation).

Base of Ski Hill

Base of Ski Hill

The majority of the trail is sub alpine, so there are nearly always views of Vancouver to the south and mountains every other direction. The yellow in the middle of the Vancouver photo are huge piles of sulfur awaiting shipment from Neptune Terminals.

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Vancouver

The hike up to the summit is 455 metres higher and out of the ski area to the west. It’s a nice early season training jaunt – usually late April – that whets the appetite for summer scrambles. To be on the safe side I packed along instep crampons and an ice axe along with a snack. Needn’t have bothered. On a round trip of 7.5 K, there might have been 300 metres of snow to contend with and the odd slippery section. Basically, the hike was little different from mid summer when there isn’t a speck of white stuff hanging about. Only a short stretch of 40 metres could be considered a problem as the trail narrows down to half metre ledge but with some snow still there, it is now only two boot widths wide.

Ledge Trail

Ledge Trail

Not once on my journey today did I wonder whether climate change or global warming has managed to play havoc with this winters conditions. It often happens there are very poor snow years, although this one may be close to a record. Since Vancouver and parts of the Lower Mainland depend on the snow pack for water, it may raise a critical shortage during late summer. However, for the moment I’m happy with the early appearance of hiking season.  🙂

Gully

Gully

Northeast

Northeast

Garibaldi

Garibaldi